Sunday, May 4, 2008

Fashion Killer Ring


Designer Wong makes engagement rings that can kill you. The razor-sharp diamond point is set into the ring so it can’t get knocked out when you smash someone’s face in, and the edges of the ring are really soft so it won’t cut into your skin during the pounding. It’s romantic because it means, “Will you marry me” but it also means, “I can’t always be there to protect you so if some jerk won’t stop bothering you, puncture him with this.” The diamond sharp edge will also cut skin down to the bone (with a minimum 1 karat stone - but the larger the better). Or it may simply be used to tag hard surfaces, like cars and windows for S.O.S. messages or that last will and estimate when pen or paper (or lawyers) aren’t conveniently around.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

woaaaaww, it is really multifunctional ring which I really want to have one!!! but not because of its romantic meaning of course:))

Anonymous said...

Or when the fiancee changes his mind......:P I have a friend who'd love this!

Have a girlfrien who was supposed to get married on a week-end, she went to her fiancee's home for something or else and there was the tent and all the arrangements, she was all excited until her mother-in-law to be came up to her to ask her what she was doing there??? That her son was about to get married........not to her........??!!!She had engagement ring 2 carat invitations, the works and a little one on the way. The next day the louse went on a tractor to mow the lawn to make it just perfect, the tractor turned over and he was killed.....My friend calls it devine justice, she lost the baby the day before from shock when the mother-in-law threw her out. She is a super girl, did not deserve this. She runs a company and her employes love her.

Vain and Vapid said...

Couldn't one just get engaged by buying their wife to be some brass knuckles? Maybe that's and idea for Tiffany's, diamond crusted brass knuckles.

non compos mentis said...

I love the look... but would never wana wear one myself and hurt my husband...

chikku :)

Hunters Glory said...

WoW you women on brutal!

This was meant to protect you and now you are looking to use this in ways I never would have imagined.

gezgin...not for romantic reasons but also hope not for violent oneseither...lol

Madeleine...horrible story you told! Cant imagine! "or when the finance changes his mind....holy crap....lol

vain...i like the brass knuckle idea but I cant see proposing with those; dont know that I would want to with any woman (or least any of you women...haha)

chikku...this was a bad post for all men and I apologize to every man for doing so, YIKES!

Unknown said...

hehe, I love the part that says, "minimum of 1 karat...the bigger the better!" Ain't that the truth!! Very cool ring!

sissy said...

Craziness....rings that can pulverize flesh!! WTF?? That said, very handy!!
Sissy

Valerie Roberson said...

I could totally see this on a vampy bad girl in a action flick...but real life? not for me thanks. My klutzy azz could really kill someone!

Mónica said...

love that ring, looks great, simple still elegant