Sunday, August 31, 2008

Gone Go Go

Which laced boot?

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Friday, August 29, 2008

Friday Favorites

Bring'em down just a smidgen, don't cha think?

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Homonym Humor Plus

Love this car!~

1. He who jumps off a bridge in Paris is in Seine .
2. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
3. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. (Loved this one)
4. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
5. Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death.
6. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
7. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
8. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
9. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
10. Condoms should be used on every conceivable ocassion.
11. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
12. When two egoists meet, it's an I for an I.
13. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
14. Definition of a will: a dead give away.
15. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
16. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
17. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
18. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
19. If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
20. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
21. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
22. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
23. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
24. Local Area Network in Australia : the LAN down under.
25. Every calendar's days are numbered.
26. A lot of money is tainted - it taint yours and it taint mine.
27. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
28. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
29. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
30. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
31. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
32. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Scaling Monday on Tuesday

1. King of the Road -Roger Miller
2. Tijuana Taxi - Herb Albert
3. Do wacka do -Roger Miller
4. Sugar Sugar - Archies (and I ain't embarrassed about it either!)
5. Dang Me - Roger Miller
6. Taste of Honey - Herb Albert
7. Houston - Dean Martin
8. Photograph - Ringo Starr (I am a lil embarrassed bout this; but it is true... and the truth is superior over rocks, scissors & white paper lies!)

Roger Miller Lyrics
King Of The Road Lyrics

... and then there's Tuesday!

Things on Tuesdays do not make sense
nor do they add up,
so I try to find some humor
as I shake my head and wonder...!??

Monday, August 25, 2008

A Women's Poem

I am not a woman , but I do appreciate good poetry!

He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer,
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him...
Like his mother used to do.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Drive-in Church?

This a news story I seen on the tube, I mean plasma, the other night and couldnt believe what I was seeing. This is Daytona Beach Christian Church. The congregation has church service while sitting in their cars and the sermon comes in via the speakers! Honking is allowed for AMENs or a Hallelu when moved to do so. The story showed the clip on the news coverage had the place dang near full. Concession stand is for coffee, donuts and fellowship if you so desire. Bring your pet and dress as you want. Most people were middle aged or elderly. They would interview folks in their cars and one car was full with nothing but elderly people. I just never thought I would ever see this (not that there is anything wrong with that) I just never imagined this would be something I would ever see!

~ in Honor of the Olympics ~

This was very funny and a great performance; must see pc!

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Saturday Morining Comics

Two guys that should never, ever sit together!

Saturday Morning News

Communication Technology in it's Earliest Known Existence


After having dug to a depth
of 10 feet last year, New York
scientists found traces of a copper-wire system dating back 100
years, and they came to the conclusion that their ancestors already
had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.


California scientists dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly
after,headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: ' California
archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper-wire
system and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced
high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the
New Yorkers.'

One week later, 'The Redneck Rebel Gazette' in Arkansas,reported the following: After digging as deep as 30 feet in a corn field, Bubba Ray Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he
found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300
years ago, Arkansas had already gone wireless.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Eifel Tower Top View

Few have seen this view compared to the millions if not billions of people that have viewed it like the image below

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Coffee Table

Must be real, there is water splashed up on the wood!

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Hump Day

We have had so much rain the past few days, people are being spotted ~ blooming in their attire. Been in the 80's and wet. Never like this in August in Texas! Feels like like early fall!

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Love the Google Olympics

When going to Google, have you noticed they have incorporated an Olympic sport in their name?

Monday, August 18, 2008

Scaling Monday

Songs George W is singing!

1. Behind Closed Doors - Charlie Rich
2. Lyin Eyes - Eagles
3. A Simple Man - Lobo
4. Nothing Compares to You - Sinead OConner
5. Aint that America - John Cougar Mellencamp
6. Itchy Chicken - Los Straight Jackets
7. New Orleans is Sinking - The Tragically Hip
8. Pick up the Pieces - Average White Band

Holleywood posted McCain and Obama's list on her site which inspired me to post a mock up of what George W may have on his list.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Going Totally Green

I told my daughter that 'money doesn't grow on trees' and she emailed me this. I then told her to pick me a couple of 'em for the backyard the next time she is out and about.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Saturday Morning Comics

Probably the funniest or most humorous sport at the Olympic Games is the Walking Race. I remember watching this when I was a boy. My (twin) brother and I even went out and raced and got other neighborhood boys to join in. It was an experience and it took more discipline than you could imagine; as you cannot run! Your heels have to touch first, which helps, but knowing you physically can go faster (by running) but can't, is frustrating and kinda makes you laugh. The humor also is seeing the athlete wobble like penguins and trying to do it faster than anybody. If you are not aware of this event or have never seen it, it is worth watching.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Fantastic Friday

If you have yet to visit "CoutureCarrie", a sampling of what you are missing!

Aina Gassè Autumn 2008 plastics Italian Vogue

Jean Paul Gaultier Couture

Stella McCartney satin and metal shoe

Marc Jacobs clutch and Balenciaga booties

Thursday, August 14, 2008

More Olympic Clicks

Credit: Martin/Presse Sports via US PRESSWIRE

(Photo by Clive Mason/Getty Images)

(Photo by Adam Pretty/Getty Images)


Wednesday, August 13, 2008

... Nun the less ...

Nuns go high fashion

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Which 'flashin fashion' One?

Select and then 'do tell'!





Monday, August 11, 2008

Utah Arch ...Gone

Major arch collapsed in Utah

Wall Arch—shown at top in an undated photo and below on August 5, 2008—was more than three stories tall and spanned 71 feet (22 meters) National Geographic ~ Story linked in title

Scaling Monday


Olympic Medley

1. Brandy - Looking Glass
2. These Boots are made for Walking - Nancy Sinatra
3. Good Time - Alan Jackson
4. Vogue - Madonna
5. Hoy - Zayra Alvarez
6. Beach Baby - First Class
7. The Star Spangled Banner - With every Olympic gold
8. Olympic Fanfare - Every top of the hour during tv coverage

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Sketched Faces

~flashin sketchin~

Striped top with meshed v-neck inlay

Donna Mills

Juice Newton

Tom Landry

Swatting Facial

My fly swatter has a face in the mesh, giving the fly
.... and even mysef ....
a Beetle Juice moment!