Monday, August 25, 2008

A Women's Poem

I am not a woman , but I do appreciate good poetry!


He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer,
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him...
Like his mother used to do.

6 comments:

So Stylish So Sassy said...

Now that's what I'm talking about! After that smack would be a DIVORCE! LOL!

Val said...

HA!! Amen sister!

Lil Midget said...

GOLD! LOL

Kira Fashion said...

she is sweet :)

a kiss!

Hunters Glory said...

and she probably didn't do that right either....haha only kidding, ladies.

(lil Demetri Martin humor;);)

Wendiva said...

i'm laughing so hard on the inside, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!