Saturday Morning News

Communication Technology in it's Earliest Known Existence


Amazing!

After having dug to a depth
of 10 feet last year, New York
scientists found traces of a copper-wire system dating back 100
years, and they came to the conclusion that their ancestors already
had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.


However,



California scientists dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly
after,headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: ' California
archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper-wire
system and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced
high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the
New Yorkers.'



One week later, 'The Redneck Rebel Gazette' in Arkansas,reported the following: After digging as deep as 30 feet in a corn field, Bubba Ray Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he
found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300
years ago, Arkansas had already gone wireless.