'For-cryin-out-loud" Fashion Friday

The results are pretty shocking:

1. Only 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big.

2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small.

3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway.

Fashionable words with what I will call an unfashionable interpretation.