10. Your kitty has a satellite dish on his head
9. At restaurant waiter urges, "Speak directly into the dinner rolls"
8. Your car's GPS unit has an awful lot of questions
7. "Girl Scout" delivering your thin mints is 6'4, 270 lbs
6. Keep finding underpants labeled "Agent Morales"
5. Mailman warns you, "This conversation may be recorded for quality control purposes"
4. NSA sends over sexy lingerie they'd like your wife to wear
3. You sing in the shower, a mysterious voice responds, "A little pitchy"
2. There's a Navy Seal hiding in your fish tank
1. Several times a week, you get chloroformed, stuffed in a trunk and dumped in Mexico
1 comment:
Hysterical!
Hope your 4th was fab too!
xoxox,
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