Monday, May 31, 2010

Fore!

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale, Arizona:

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.
4. AVOID A QUICK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10.DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE! NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF!

3 comments:

Nathalia said...

Haha, your blog really is great. I think that sign might be useful in my case though.

Couture Carrie said...

So funny!

xoxox,
CC

KIRAFASHION said...

ahhahaha

you are the best!