Here Comes Fall

Fall, my favorite season. The Texas heat has beaten me down and any sign of fall revives me!

Jenny Dies @ Dallas Zoo

Baby Jenny


Jenny, a Western Lowland Gorilla and the world's oldest captive gorilla, celebrates her 55th birthday at the Dallas Zoo in a Thursday, May 8, 2008 file photo. Jenny has died at her home in the Dallas Zoo, a spokesman said Friday, Sept. 5, 2008. (AP Photo/Tony Gutierrez, File)
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Fashion Paper Art

Below are images created from a piece of paper that was created from the cut out portion of the paper.

Saturday Morning Comics

'Goin Down the Runway' Friday!

Lil Fashion

Lil Midget posted some of these on her blog and these were my favorites! Wanted to share and certainly give her credit for the find and post!

When Tuesdays feel like Mondays

WHAT?

Labor of Life

Watching the 'Honeymooners' last night and one of the funniest scenes and truthful humor came out of this episode. Ralph was trying to prove to Norton, Trixie and to the world for that matter that he was the boss over Alice. Alice (in subtle ways) was daring him to prove it to her but he was the man and she was the woman and that was that and that settled it.

At the apex of the episode, Ralph made it as clear as he could to Alice and well... Alice wrapped up his responsibility of being a boss rather quickly (and quite well I might add).

Ralph: (while pointing & in an escalated determined voice; gets firmer and calmer toward the end of his schpil)
"Listen Alice, I am the boss .... and you are nothing. You got it Alice, I'M the boss, YOU are nothing, don't ever forget that Alice, I AM the BOSS...YOU are NOTHING!!!"

Alice replies: "Big deal, you're the boss over nothing."

Ralph murmured while leaving the scene.

Loved this show. The cast of characters, the premiss, the script ...yada yada yada, and for it's time in history; quite impressive broadcasting.

Scaling Monday

Going to give the album covers of the music I am listening to this week.
Hope you can identify a few....

Gone Go Go

Which laced boot?

Flashin some Fashion

Breezy

Friday Favorites

Bring'em down just a smidgen, don't cha think?

Homonym Humor Plus

Love this car!~


1. He who jumps off a bridge in Paris is in Seine .
2. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
3. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. (Loved this one)
4. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
5. Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death.
6. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
7. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
8. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
9. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
10. Condoms should be used on every conceivable ocassion.
11. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
12. When two egoists meet, it's an I for an I.
13. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
14. Definition of a will: a dead give away.
15. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
16. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
17. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
18. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
19. If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
20. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
21. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
22. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
23. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
24. Local Area Network in Australia : the LAN down under.
25. Every calendar's days are numbered.
26. A lot of money is tainted - it taint yours and it taint mine.
27. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
28. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
29. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
30. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
31. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
32. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Tie one (or two) on!

Scaling Monday on Tuesday

1. King of the Road -Roger Miller
2. Tijuana Taxi - Herb Albert
3. Do wacka do -Roger Miller
4. Sugar Sugar - Archies (and I ain't embarrassed about it either!)
5. Dang Me - Roger Miller
6. Taste of Honey - Herb Albert
7. Houston - Dean Martin
8. Photograph - Ringo Starr (I am a lil embarrassed bout this; but it is true... and the truth is superior over rocks, scissors & white paper lies!)



Roger Miller Lyrics
King Of The Road Lyrics

... and then there's Tuesday!

Things on Tuesdays do not make sense
nor do they add up,
so I try to find some humor
as I shake my head and wonder...!??

A Women's Poem

I am not a woman , but I do appreciate good poetry!

He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer,
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him...
Like his mother used to do.